"Well, well!  I shall say nothing but this: 

If you intended to go through the black fire, you will be quite disappointed indeed! However, if you wished to go through the purple one, congratulations! 
Now, for the sake of
Pride, let’s just not hope you took it because you were scared out of your wits or, Heaven forbids, by mistake! 
On second thought, if you did end up here due to obvious lack of brain
, you could at least have the decency fetch someone.  So now, unless you wish to humiliate yourself even more (if that was possible), go back and bring some “witty” person with you this time! And do I need to suggest that you do so as quickly as I've seen you get out of my classroom hundreds of times before?"


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