"Well, well! I shall say nothing but this:
If you intended to go through the black fire, you will be quite
disappointed indeed! However, if you wished to go through the purple one,
congratulations!
Now, for the sake of Pride, let’s just not hope
you took it because you were scared out of your wits
or, Heaven forbids, by mistake!
On second thought, if you
did end up here
due to obvious lack of brain,
you could at least have the decency fetch someone. So
now, unless you wish to humiliate
yourself even more (if that was possible), go back and bring some
“witty” person with you this time!
